“So, did you and Ginny do it?”
“What?”
Slow Down, You Crazy Child
(via fuckyeahbriankinney)
Whats better than Brian Kinney? Brian Kinney with a kid.
Agreed. :DDDD
“I’ll be trying out for Gryffindor Keeper, too. Nothing personal.”
“Really? Big, strapping fellow like you? You look like you’ve got more of a Beater’s build to me. I mean, to be Keeper, you’ve got to be a quick and agile sort…”
“I like my chances. By the way, you wouldn’t mind introducing me to your friend Granger, would you? Love to get on a first-name basis with her, if you know what I mean…”
Poor Ron.
Today, I discovered my Grandmother was kicked out of the mall for throwing peanuts at anyone she caught swearing. MLIA
our fight against sparkly vampires.
Last weekend or thereabout my aforementioned BFF Debra and I were at Barnes and Noble. Their large, main, center display in the store is completely Twilight.
We discreetly went and got copies of Deathly Hallows, Sorcerer’s Stone, The Great Gatsby, Night, Crime and Punishment, 1984, Animal Farm, and The Hobbit.
After awkwardly lingering around the display, we places those books over the copies of Twilight.
There was a little boy, he had to be somewhere around 7-years-old, standing by the display, and we couldn’t get him to leave while we were doing our task.
Debra asked him if he’d read Harry Potter, he said no, and when she tried to give him Sorcerer’s Stone, he grabbed a copy of Twilight, hugged it to him, and yelled “YES!”.
We were appalled and left the store.A few months ago Teagan and I were at Books-A-Million. We took sticky notes and wrote various notes about “turn back before it’s too late!” and “here are a list of good books” and stuck them on the title pages of copies of Twilight. We also put a note that sad “bad literature” on the Twilight books and one that said “good literature” on the Harry Potter books.
These are the things we do for fun.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Mad-Eye would be proud.
“I was only wondering when Harry got here.”
“What? Harry? Harry who?”
“Harry Potter of course.”
“I think I’d know if Harry Potter was in my house, wouldn’t I?”
“His trunk is in the kitchen and his owl.”
“Oh no, dear, I seriously doubt that.”
“Harry? Did someone say Harry?”
“Me, nosy, is he up there with you?”
“Of course not, I think I’d know if my best friend was in my room, wouldn’t I?”
“Is that an owl I heard?”
Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously near a large Edward Cullen cut out at my work. They were whispering about something and kept looking over at the cut out. After I was finished selling tickets to a patron, I looked up and saw them putting a Hufflepuff scarf and cape on him. Good to know that they know who’s more important! MLIA
Merry: No, no, the big one, big one!
…
Pippin: Done.
Merry: You’re supposed to stick it in the ground!
Pippin: It is in the ground!
Merry: Outside!
Pippin: This was your idea!
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Frodo: Bilbo, watch out for the dragon!
Bilbo: Dragon? Nonsense, there hasn’t been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years!
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Merry: That was good!
Pippin: Let’s get another one.
Gandalf: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took…I might’ve known.
