Slow Down, You Crazy Child
Bradley: Your cheekbones are kicking right off on this shot, mate.
Colin: Are they? You liking them? (grins)
Bradley: Oh, yeah. Hellooo ladies, it’s Mr. Colin Morgan.
This never gets old.
My Tourniquet / Evanesence
Forget About Love - Return of Jafar
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Anthony: I have to ask - at the end of this, when you push her out into the lake - Colin: Yeah?Anthony: You know that little moment when you don’t want to - and then you do it - was that [your idea] or was that Metin’s [the director’s]?Colin: Er - mine.Bradley: That’s a Colin Morgan moment - absolutely brilliant. Me and Laura* were sat talking to you about this at like, four o’clock in the morning, going (puts on drunken voice) “that moment where you push the boat out into the lake, it’s good, really good, I really love it! It was great!” (Colin laughs)Colin: I was looking at a rock or something as well!
* Laura Donnelly is the actress who plays Freya.
- Episode Commentary: 2x08 - The Sins of the FatherI find it so cute that Bradley and Anthony took the time to compliment Colin on his performance from an episode different than the one they were doing the commentary for!
:(((((((((((( That moment was so sad. I was balling my eyes out.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxjjxszyK11qag2ieo1_400.png)
Anthony: I have to ask - at the end of this, when you push her out into the lake -
Colin: Yeah?
Anthony: You know that little moment when you don’t want to - and then you do it - was that [your idea] or was that Metin’s [the director’s]?
Colin: Er - mine.
Bradley: That’s a Colin Morgan moment - absolutely brilliant. Me and Laura* were sat talking to you about this at like, four o’clock in the morning, going (puts on drunken voice) “that moment where you push the boat out into the lake, it’s good, really good, I really love it! It was great!” (Colin laughs)
Colin: I was looking at a rock or something as well!* Laura Donnelly is the actress who plays Freya.
- Episode Commentary:
2x08 - The Sins of the Father
I find it so cute that Bradley and Anthony took the time to compliment Colin on his performance from an episode different than the one they were doing the commentary for!
:(((((((((((( That moment was so sad. I was balling my eyes out.
Bradley: Oh, for the record. You’re the Voice was my idea, not Colin’s. He tried to claim that one yesterday.
Alice: Did he?
Bradley: He tried to claim that one yesterday!
Alice: That was so you ‘cause you were whistling it.
Bradley: Unbelievable. I can’t…I couldn’t believe it.
- 2x10 commentarySO IT WAS BRADLEY’S IDEA? I STILL THINK IT WAS A JOINT EFFORT.
ROFL. Ownership rights for this idea will be a battle for the ages. ;)
The Very Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins
Day One:
Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn’t quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to do with Elf medicine.
Day Three
Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
Day Four
Aragorn and Boromir had big fight over who got to carry me up Mount Caradhras. Aragorn shoved Boromir into snowbank. Boromir bit Aragorn on the ear. Ring must be affecting them more seriously than I thought.
Day Six:
Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt.
He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call.
Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything.
Day Ten:
Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too.
It must truly be an object of awesome power.
Day Eleven:
Gandalf showed me very strange trick he can do. Apparently pointy wizard hat not just for show.
Wonder if Ring is affecting him, or perhaps he is just v. peculiar.
Day 24 :
Finally feel rested. Is too dark in Mines of Moria for Aragorn to find me and pinch me as he has been doing lately.
Gandalf fell into shadow. Was sad to see pointy hat go.
Day 27 :
Lothlorien so pretty. Galadriel pretty too. Offered her One Ring, but she kept saying, “No, there’s something else I’d rather have from you, Frodo Baggins,” and trying to slide foot up inside my breeches. So, gave her my extra pair of breeches since she seemed fond of them. Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien.
Day 30 :
Rowed all day in boats. V. tired. Merry and Pippin offered to give me a group massage. Nice to have such v. concerned friends. Glad Ring is not affecting them. Although did not need back rubbed quite so much, nor other parts.
Pippin does remember we’re cousins, right?
Right?
Day 33 :
Boromir tried to take the Ring. Am not entirely certain, but am fairly sure he also tried to have a little cuddle. Was most unnerving, as Boromir quite huge.
Day 36 :
Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.
Sam coming too. Good thing, as will enable me to have more of those platonic, brotherly foot massages he’s so good at.
Am sad to leave rest of Company though, as found myself quite fancying the idea of shagging Gimli. Chunky braids and huge helmet quite a turn-on. Ah, well, he never would have liked me anyway.
I remember the first time I read these…it hurt so bad from laughing.
getting better - the beatles
:)
Arthur: What if my father’s attitude towards magic is wrong?
Merlin: You really think that?
Arthur: Perhaps it’s not as simple as he would have us believe. Surely not everyone who practises magic can be evil.
And then they go and eff it all up with the ending of the episode. Seriously.
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Treebeard: The Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have always done.
Merry: How can that be your decision?!
Treebeard: This is not our war.
Merry: But you’re part of this world! Aren’t you?! You must help. Please! You must do something.
Treebeard: You are young and brave, Master Merry. But your part in this tale is over. Go back to your home.
Pippin: Maybe Treebeard’s right. We don’t belong here, Merry. It’s too big for us. What can we do in the end? We’ve got the Shire. Maybe we should go home.
Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won’t be a Shire, Pippin.
Arthur: I don’t know why I bring you on these expeditions, you spend the whole time terrified.
Merlin: I’m not terrified.
Arthur: Yes, you are, I can tell you are!
Merlin: No, you can’t.
Arthur: If you weren’t scared, you’d be talking rubbish as usual.
Merlin: Well, I am talking rubbish as usual - I mean, I am - talking as usual, so clearly I’m not scared.
(Arthur smiles)
“Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there.”
