Slow Down, You Crazy Child
Frodo: Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Gandalf: Oh, really?
A couple weeks ago, our school put Purell dispensers on each table in the dining hall to prevent the spread of swine flu. Today, my roommate and I noticed that there is now a note on each one saying, “This is not a condiment.” Thank you college for thinking so highly of us. MLIA
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mouthfullofgommy:(samsantos:lioncub)
Rock With You | Michael Jackson
A little while ago, I went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my sister, mom, and dad. When the movie characters raised their wands at the end to remember Dumbledore, my dad slowly raised his drinking straw, and was followed by the entire filled IMAX theater. MLIA
bethamphetamine:fuckyeahrocknroll:seaofjoy:jimmyjazzbass:scarymansion:fecklesss:(via pumpkincoloredmoon)
HEAVEN!
I need to live here.
Hobbit update: Casting, monsters, costumes!
(via fuckyeahlordoftherings)
That is a lot of amazingness going on. :DDD
Today, my boyfriend embarrassedly admitted that one of the reasons he asked me out is that I look like Ginny Weasley. I started to laugh hysterically. He looked offended until I calmed myself enough to explain that one of the reasons I accepted him is that he looks like Harry Potter. MLIA.
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Stars - Your Ex-lover is Dead
I’m not sorry I met you. I’m not sorry it’s over. I’m not sorry there’s nothing to save.
I’m not sorry there’s nothing to save.
I’ve always wished that it was say as opposed to save, but this is a great song either way.
Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though…I do not know the way.
Gandalf: I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear.
Aragorn: If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe!
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
Sam: ‘Ere! Mr. Frodo’s not goin’ anywhere without me!
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
Pippin: Hey! We’re comin’ too!
Merry: You’ll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Right! Where are we going?
On Friday night I told my roomate (who is blonde) the classic joke: How do you make a blond laugh on a Saturday? You tell them a joke on Friday night. She made a confused face and walked away. While we were having a quiet lunch on Saturday, she suddenly burst out laughing right in the middle of it. She only just got the joke. MLIA
“Can you imagine what it would be like if we had walked the entire way?”
“Don’t be silly!”
Amaingness.
Seth: I had sex with a girl! Summer, to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex.
(whispering)
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad it was just kind of weird.
Ryan: Weird?
Seth: Yeah, but not kinky weird. More like, awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time and she’s a more experienced woman, that’s to be expected. And I did make some faces in the middle that I wish that I could take back, but I can’t. And there’s also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end, that wasn’t my finest hour. And I sucked so bad. I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.(via justalittlebossy)
A-MA-ZING-NESS. Siruisly.
